Vote on my new real estate purchase

Today I was watching the wonderful Home and Garden Television (HGTV) for three hours! I watched so many television shows about purchasing a home. I already have a house, but I thought it might be fun to buy a couple more.

Here are the kinds of houses you can get on this television station:

A condo in a high rise in Vancouver City

Pros: Some of these buildings are so high that I could set up a bungee cord
and bungee off the roof!!!!

Cons: There are a lot of drugs in Vancouver and crime

Pros: I could pay for my condo by selling drugs?


A chalet with a chandelier by the French Alps

Pros: French boys are sexually attractive

Cons: I am not a big fan of skiing

Pros: If I were near the Alps perhaps I would become a fan of skiing (do
attractive boys ski? It is hard to tell how "ripped" they are under their
ski suits but perhaps very ripped?)


A floating house-island in a British Columbia lake somewhere

Pros: I could urinate right over the side of my house into the lake

Cons: I suppose I can already do that over the side of any house, but into
the garden, so this isn't really a pro. (Why have I not thought about
doing this before??)

Pros: I could paddle my house anywhere in the world, even to the
Alps. If the Alps are flooded with water. I wonder how hard it would
be to flood the Alps? Note to ShimmerShine's mind: remember to look into
this before purchasing real estate


This is so hard to decide!!! What do you think I should choose??

Which real estate investment should I purchase?

Please do not steal my play script idea

I am sharing with you "intel" about my top secret play that I am writing for the London, Canada Playwright's Cabaret contest!! Of course it will be no "contest" because it is obvious who the winner will be up front (a certain unicorn you may know who is too modest to say his name of course, tee hee, but you might try guessing).

I cannot tell you quite what my play is about but I will give you a sneak peek at the title:

"DOCTOR WHO AND EDGAR ALLAN POE VERSUS THE ROBOTS FROM BEYOND HELL"

I know I know, it is a classic title that will go down in the annals of history, I am so excited, I am dancing here in glee and I am sure you are too.

(p.s. if you had trouble guessing, the unicorn I mentioned above is Prince ShimmerShine Moondreams)

(p.p.s. aka me)

(p.p.p.s. aka stands for "also known as" which is a bit of spy lingo for you all!!!)