Some days I feel there is nothing better than to putter a boat into a small weed-filled lagoon, lie back on hot vinyl boat seats, and sing some fishing songs!
But alas, I no longer have a fishing buddy (uh probably best not to ask about what happened to my last one--his wife is still bitter).
So, I thought, I will advertise for one on my blog!
Desperately Seeking A Fishing* Buddy
I would love for you to be my fishing buddy!
Also, I have several criteria (here is where the asterisk in my advertisement title comes in):
- You must enjoy fishing
- You must yearn to catch the beautiful Ontarian Muskie!!!
- You must name all of the fish you catch, but if I've used the name first, you can't steal it. Even if it's a really splendid name like MacIntosh Sweetums IV, or Bristol Levi Fish.
- You must agree to remove the hook from the fish's mouth for me. That part gives me the creeps AND the willies.
- I am a hypocritical carnivore, so all fish I catch will be returned to their beautiful lake home. If you catch a fish, you must kill it yourself while I am not watching. I will then help you clean the fish and eat it if you tell me "Look, I found this randomly dead fish that I did not kill, he looks delicious, and he is not that live fish we just named and befriended."
- You must enjoy fishing songs, such as "I's the b'y that builds the boat" and anything by Stan Rogers.
2 comments from my friends and soon-to-be-friends:
Do you have any opinions on the US election? I recently found this item you might be interested in:
http://www.democraticstuff.com/Unicorns-for-Obama-Photo-Button-p/bt23828.htm
This is an excellent question! While my personal feelings for the glimmering Sarah Palin are strong, I would have to go with the other unicorns politically because I support abortions.
Thank you very much, anonymous friend, for the button!
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